Sunday, May 4, 2008

Delusional Painter


I’m painting today

I dunno what

I dunno why

Can I even call it a painting?

Just because I don’t use paint, just because I don’t use a paint brush I’m not a painter?

Have I not painted pictures in your head with my words?

When I wrote about my happiness couldn’t you picturize a happy me?

When I wrote about my heartache you could see tears trickling down my cheeks, couldn’t you?

When you read of my drunken fiestas couldn’t you imagine a sloshed crasiezt stumbling around in high heels?

Am I a painter or what!

96 comments:

  1. yeah! u r a delusional painter...and paint a stumbling around in high heels picture rather than someone with a paint brush...hehe

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  2. Thank god ! You finally posted something, tere chahne walon ke din nahi beet rahe the, raatein nahi kat rahi thi :P

    But what would I do with your pictures when I have seen a happy you, a teary you, a "straight-line" you !

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  3. such profound thoughts!!

    han bhai han...tu painter hai!!
    :P
    uve also painted crazy pictures by being just you!!(wah wah...nw im not feeling left out :P)

    great pic to go with d post!!!

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  4. hehe... wat do u wanna know?? ask specifically :P :P

    waise a post was due long time... :D

    everyone is a painter, atleast those who dream... paint a world for themselves :)

    wats ur painting like??

    Cheers!!!

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  5. i always felt 'artistically challenged'! :(
    this post made me feel better...

    thanks!! :D

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  6. tu toh painter ki naani hai..
    and i painted you as mf hussains moms mom :p
    ya i can very well picturize a sloshed crasiezt in high heelz..nice picture the paint looks YUM!

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  7. DS: I didn't want people flocking to my blog just to look at my pic, so you'll have to make do with this pic:P

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  8. Gonecase: Yeah rite! Log inne velle hain to main kya karoon:P

    Vaise you do have a point there...jo paas ni hota uski pics chahiye hoti hain..but we're together all the time!! Mmmmmmuah for that:-)

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  9. Gunj: Now that you've said it, am a certified painter:D Shukriya:-)

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  10. ok ok fine!!.. I agree! you ARE a painter... now relax would you?! ...

    PS.
    you almost got me feeling guilty there!! ;)

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  11. Crimson: LOL thanks!

    Welcome here:-)

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  12. delusional or not, I am not venturing to guess, but yeah.. u r a painter who paints with words... :-)

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  13. Xh: That's real nice of you! Thanks:-)

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  14. Ankur: I know it's been really long! And even this post was written in a meeting..now you know how busy I am:P

    My painting has all the colours possible with all shades and hues you can think of...how's yours?

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  15. Elusive: Aila mujhe maar diya tune:P
    Thanks babe:-)

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  16. u wer a painter???...i thought u wer a photographer...lolss

    in both ways we get ur image...nice post

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  17. Nirmal: Thanks man!
    Isn't a photographer a painter too?

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  18. Are you a painter?
    In strict sense NO.
    By the good logic you have given, YES.
    If you take the second option then
    what you are painting is what one
    goes through in the life through words(written or said).
    Is everybody a painter then?
    Is "painter" a painter then?
    OR
    the question should be
    Who is not a painter?

    "Mallika-e-aagey tu janti hai", saala crap tha, load mat liyo. Ya crap ka rep kar diyo :)

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  19. Anything that forces a person to go inside themselves and experience something (even if it isn't what the artist wishes), is, according to me, Art.

    And yes, definitely, Blog Posts can be Art pieces!

    Good Art conveys what the artist wanted to say in the most powerful manner. Good art brings me closer to "God", even for a few moments.

    :)

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  20. you write such amazing stuff....
    but what was this post all about? i guess you got carried away a bit too much.

    i think you always do better than this!

    honest feedback... no a$$licking.

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  21. WOW fantastic post!

    **Have I not painted pictures in your head with my words?

    yes many times! And a very good one too hun.

    Love the way u wrote this post.


    Keshi.

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  22. Yes! You are a painter. You colour times of people like me who step by your blog.

    Wonderful! And original...

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  23. ehehe... in a meeting... lier lier :P :P

    but i can imagine ;)

    hehee...

    and mine is filled with all the colors, but RGB is missing :P :P
    hehehe
    hehehe

    n btw... nice to see that u atleast take some time out from a meeting ;) :P :P

    Cheers!!!

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  24. Chacha: Adrak ki gaanth ka zyada hi asar ho raha hai tujhe pe:P

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  25. Alok: Fundo that was!!
    Thanks for that, and welcome here:-)

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  26. Drozzy: Thanks for dropping by Mr Honest:P
    It was something I just wrote, and since I hadn't updated anything on my blog in ages, i thought what the hell:P

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  27. Keshi: Thanks a ton babe! Darn sweet of you to have said that:-) AM grinning from ear to ear right now..Chesire Cat:D

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  28. Kulpreet: It's always such a delight to have you around:-) Thanks a lot!

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  29. Ankur: Yeah man it was really written in a meeting..one of those long and never ending kinds!
    No RGB? Too bad man!!

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  30. hey painter babu .. i mean painter babe..
    yes .. i agree...u definitely are painter.. a damn good one.... coloring some of the beautiful moments of your readers..

    just to describe you-
    “Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures.”

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  31. This was the short story you were talking about? :O
    Must say, lives up to its name, really short it is! :p
    And well if this was meant to be a painting, didn't come out with flying colours! :D
    I'd suggest you take a break, I should seriously start planning on that deserted island trip! ;)

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  32. well guess what..ur a brilliant philosopher!

    Keshi.

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  33. I think art is all about reaching within ur self nd expressing ur feelings in any manner u can. Sometimes I sing, dance, blog or even actually play the piano. Its all art. Painting a picture in peoples minds. U just did that..though in a meeting. Lol!

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  34. Ankur: The short story is ready, and waiting to be posted...and no this wasn't the short story I mentioned:P

    But I wouldn't mind that trip:-)

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  35. Keshi: OMG!! That was a first...I really dunno if that's a nice thing or not though!!

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  36. Tairebabs: Wow you play the piano! That's cool!

    Welcome to my page...keep dropping by here:-)

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  38. Thanks Crasiezt! I had fun reading your blog and will definately drop by regularly.

    Will add you to my favourite blogs.

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  39. u are a painter for sure man.....good one gal!!

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  40. :-).... Yes you are a painter... !! You paint your feelings with the brusgh of ur writings...

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  41. baby kya likha hai..matlab kya likha hai??

    abey you had told me tht u wrote this post while u were in a boring meeting... boring thi to ek bitching waali post hi likh deti ...sorry ..mere palle nai padi ye post...

    pliss pliss ek aur likh ab...*humble request from your phan*

    hugs.

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  42. Hehehe...can very well see why you painted this post :P
    cheers!

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  43. Atlast, a post in true reflection of your true spirit.

    Just to make things clear - You are not a painter. Yo do not paint with words. You pain with words...saw that? that is called painting..biachy painting :p

    I get teary eyed when u are in ur two piece nothings and acting like bally sagoo is liddat chhati aulad of brad pitt *tauba tauba*.
    I picture u happy when u are screaming at auto wallahs and gaali deofying their seven generations - predecessors and successors. And the drunk bit, i am going to be nice to you and no comments.
    So, in conclusion u just are delusional. *hic!* I love it! :)

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  44. I mean i love me jhapping u, not the crap that u churn out and make me read whilst the whole time in my head i am imagining a self thrusted fork entered through one eyeball and being turned around to gather up the leftover bits of brain tht did not get fried reading ur nonsense.

    Basically, I am bored *yawn*

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  45. yup u paint.. and paint it well.. ur blog is a painting aint it. Ohh well, and one can paint better when high ;-)

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  46. Samby: Very well put! Thanks:-)

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  47. Geet: Inni vaddi dhakkan haigi tu:P

    Chal koi na, will post something else very soon:D

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  48. Skeety: Really you can? Bata phir:P

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  49. art is anything which can get people to pause and reflect..i am sure your post has done that ..you have managed to paint a picture which has made people reflect ..keep it up painter :D

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  50. Bored/Gross: Your comments make blog-writing worth the effort!! Getting jhapped by you is the bestest feeling in the whole wide world babe...Mmmmmuah

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  51. Smokin: Never tried that combo...I have better things to do when am drunk;-)
    Thanks!

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  52. Nefarious: Hey welcome to my page! And thanks:-)

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  53. lol ..dhakkan.. kya pehchana hai :D

    thanku iss phan ka mann rakhne ke liye *bow* :)

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  54. hey... lovely new profile pic :)!

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  55. nothingness dear :P
    trying to rip apart that writer's block... crazy girl u :D

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  56. Hmm... I m not sure,I m not sure..Sometimes I feel I am a photographer with a camera in my brain.

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  57. mebbe u can do some detective work for me..come take part in my current post babez ;-)


    Keshi.

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  58. Geet: That's the least (read max) I can do for you:D

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  59. Skeety: Darn! You saw through me..and you're the only one who did! Kudos to you for that:-)

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  60. Nitu: That's a pretty nice way of putting it!
    Welcome to my blog fotografer:D

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  61. Aditi: Thanks babe:-) And welcome back!!

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  62. Long time, no addition...

    Best!

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  63. hey great blog u hv, do visit mine

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  64. Not bad not bad at all haan! ;)
    Aaaannnd you look soo happy in your pic. Wah ji wah! :)

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  65. oooh delusional painter??? :)
    loved tat girl..

    i always wundered how i had a way with the pen, and not with the brush, but yeh, jus ralised we've all been painting everyday..

    paint aint a pain after all!!

    keep painting beautiful posts, our minds are ya canvass:)

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  66. Kulpreet: Yupp I noticed too...check out the new update:D

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  67. Ashu: Hey thanks! Will check out your page too!
    Welcome here:-)

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  68. Geet: Le daal diya naya post..naak mat fula ab:P

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  69. Rant: Hey thanks babe:-) Will definitely keep painting...
    Welcome to my space:-)

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  70. Hmm... painting eh?
    Tell you what, expand on this a bit more.. write more. I think it'll give us a better perception about things :)

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  71. bhains ki taang... kitthe ae ni post !!! tu gayi ...

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  72. And thoo were doubting thy comments? *Thoo thoo thoo*

    rofl!

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  73. hey ur a painter all right...so are all of us...

    VEry beautiful post!!!! dep thought!!!

    ive made a new orkut community for bloggers . id like to invite u to join it. its pretty interactive.

    http://www.orkut.com/Community.aspx?cmm=51446226

    join this new blogger community.

    atleast have a look

    keep writing
    chris
    www.crissdude.blogspot.com

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  74. Oi! nayi post kahan gayi?
    But, I had read it ;-)
    The ending was just so hilarious!!

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  75. Five: Hehehe that's all I have to say about it! But you're more than welcome to read my other posts and build up a perception:-)
    Welcome here!

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  76. Geet: Yaar comedy of errors ho gayi...it's up now:-)

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  77. CRD: Thanks:-)
    Will check it out for sure!
    Welcome to my blog!!

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  78. DS: It was there for just a few minutes and you read it?? You must be super vella in life:P
    Waiting for your comments on the post:-)

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  79. Good one ...read most of ur posts..really good stuff in here..:)

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  80. Cecilia: Thanks babe! Welcome around here:-)

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