Here's one of the most pathetic tags of all time. Drozzy you're a sicko for tagging me...you'll pay for this buddy! *Not an empty threat*
People you've already been warned about the tag. So you had better not abuse me:D
Describe your perfect Sunday morning?
What morning?? I get up in the afternoon on Sundays!
Favorite song of all time?
That’s a real tough one…let’s say “Two Princes” (Spin Doctors).
How tall are you?
“Tall” is a very relative term, so I choose not to answer this question. But yes, the rain falls on me later than it does on a lot of people. *Yes Fiddi you can laugh your guts out*
If you could be successful at any job in the world, what would that job be?
A painter’s model. *Am damn good at sitting around doing nothing*
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
If you could be someone else for a day, who would it be?
If you have friends coming for supper what would you cook?
Do I want to drive them away? If yes, then I’ll cook an “elaborate” meal. If they really are my friends, and I want them to stick around, I’ll order pizza:D
What is your favourite word?
Serendipity. I don’t use it often, but I really like it for some unknown reason!
What makes you cry?
Doing such long and never ending tags;-(
If you were an animal in the wild, what would you be?
Definitely a sloth!
If you could time travel to the past to correct any mistakes you feel you’ve made, would you?
Nope. What’s the point? Then everything would become perfect. And there’s no fun in perfection is there?
Do you believe that the cup is half empty or half full?
Depends on its contents…
What do you do for fun?
Not do such fuck all tags.
Are you an outdoor or an indoor person?
Depends on what you wanna do. I mean, I can’t be trekking on my sofa, right?
Where do you see yourself in five years?
FIVE YEARS! You’ve gotta be kidding me!
What are you most proud of in your life?
When do you plan on getting married?
When I’m in the mood to commit suicide.
Get the number or give the number?
Give. Unless the guy is super decent or super shy!
Romance or Kinky Sex?
A heady mix of both!
How do you feel?
At the moment: mad…grrrrrr Drozzy for this tag.
What size shoe do you wear?
The one that fits me right.
What is your favorite clothing brand?
Levi’s (for jeans).
Water or 100% Juice?
I would ask for both, with loads of alcohol as well.
T-Mobile, U.S. Cellular, Cingular/AT&T, or Sprint/Nextel?
Can’t be bothered.
Would you rather be hot or cold?
Is the question implying whether I prefer being in a cold or hot place? Cold definitely, with a hot partner and a bottle of scotch.
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
Which sadist thought of this question???
Favorite place to eat?
Place doesn’t matter, it’s the company that’s more important! *How philosophical was that*
Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?
Definitely not the opera. The others are all good (especially a concert), and obviously depends on who’s performing.
Most Memorable Past?
The time when I could hold my breath and refuse to breathe unless my wish was fulfilled:D
Most embarrassing moment?
I guess the time when I walked out of the trial room of a big store (Shoppers' Stop) with the buttons of my shirt undone...Took me quite a while to figure out why people were so totally checking me out!
If you had to pick one car, which would it be?
Pick? Are we talking about toys here? Wouldn’t it be very heavy? *Sorry for the bad humour*. A Lamborghini for sure.
Your favorite Disney Films?
Anastasia perhaps. And Shrek. And Ice Age. And The Incredibles. And Finding Nemo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Forgot to ask before I ate it. Yummy!
Do you support Paris?
In what? Doesn’t her lingerie “support” whatever there is to?
Where is Waldo?
Up someone’s sorry ass for all I care!
Carbon. (That’s what gives us the DIAMONDS baby)
What was your last thought?
“What is my favourite element”
Firefox, Internet Explorer, Netscape, or other?
Who are you going to vote for in 2008?
In which category? For worst tag of the year I vote this tag.
Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?
I say both.
Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough?
Both are equally bad. How do you compare them?
Are you a cat or a dog person?
I despise cats completely, so the answer is dog, though I would prefer to be a few feet away from them.
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
This is like asking “What would you prefer to eat: horse shit or cow shit?” Why the fuck would I want to be either blind or deaf?
Define yourself in 3 words…
I choose the same 3 words: CRAZY!
Do you eat cold cereal at night?
I don’t eat cold cereal. Period.
What is your favorite TV show?
One that has a lot of blood and gore…yeah baby am a psycho:P *what kind of a stupid question is that*
Do you shower every single day?
Boat or bus?
Boat definitely. A yacht to be precise:-)
What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out?
I ain’t a kid no more, so the chances of him asking me out are completely ruled out. Ow (MJ ishtyle).
What is your favorite food?
Anything that isn’t made of “ghaas phoos”.
Do you read harry potter books?
The question should have been “have you memorized the harry potter series?” And the answer would have been a vehement YES!
If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
Jessica Alba’s power (Fantastic Four) of becoming invisible would be really cool!
Have you had a beer in the last week?
I don’t drink beer. Get me tequila!
Vitamin Water or Gatorade?
Favorite body part?
Whose? Mine? I think I already answered that:D
Flip flops or sandals?
What’s the purpose? Anything will do, as long as it protects my feet from landing in crap!
What do you do on fridays?
What I don’t do on weekdays. *Another hopelessly dumb question*
Do you like bananas?
Yes I do like to eat them. *And the point was????*
Whew! And that's the end of the tag...
I'm being very very very nice today to everyone in the blog world...so I tag nobody:-)